porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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