i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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