I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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