How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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