girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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