I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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