I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We had sex on a dog bed..
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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