maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize