What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Quick, to the slutcave!
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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