Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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