she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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