omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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