No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We need a shit load of segways right now
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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