Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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