We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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