So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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