hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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