I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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