i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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