I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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