big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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