didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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