I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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