I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
my god I love twenty year old dicks
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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