If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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