i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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