Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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