She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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