come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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