In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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