He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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