I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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