problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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