My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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