She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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