Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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