How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
we're making bets on your personal life
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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