just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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