Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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