whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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