I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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