When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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