yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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