But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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