the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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