Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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