I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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