He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Canโt. Itโs taco and dick night.
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