Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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