I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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